Search Phrases. What the?!
22 Feb 2005 05:17 PM
I just installed AWStats on my local box and ran a few of my Apache logs through it. One of the features I noticed right away was the list of “Key phrases used on search engines". Here are some of the strange ones leading people to this site:
- Perverts:
- my girlfriends legs pictures - Why would I have pictures of your girlfriend’s legs?
- obsession on womens legs - Someone that shares my problem.
- photos of your girlfriends - No pictures of legs? Plain ol’ girlfriends will have to do…
- strong tough pussy - Looking for exercise tips?
- Stoners and Drinkers:
- how to roll a big spliff - Same as rolling a little one… But bigger.
- prevent drunk dialing - If you can still see the phone after drinking, then you ain’t drunk enough.
- haha funny tricks - The “haha” was thrown in for emphasis.
- Speed Freaks:
- why red is faster - One of life’s truly unknown mysteries
- red cars go faster - Don’t argue with facts. Yes, my baby is red too.
- Old School Geeks:
- commodore 64 flash version - Macromedia, are you listening? There is real demand for this product.
- Insomniacs:
- sleep is overrated - I agree, but you gotta do it if you wanna get up for work.
- sleep work - Now looking for tips on how to sneak a nap in at work. The boss won’t be happy.
- People with opinions:
- this is awesome - I am teh best!
- i know my site sucks - I am teh sucks!
- People that left me guessing:
- guess who i ve been dancing with - Who?
- 15% people have one a month - Have “one” what?
- Posted by John Serris in Web
1. 23 Feb 2005, 05:39 AM | Jimmy Cerra said…
I wonder if some of those are “Apache Log” Spam, where the spammers try to spam logs in the hope that:
Sort of like referrer spam?
2. 23 Feb 2005, 05:56 AM | Mathias Bynens said…
You know what? My logs keep me informed about the latest gossip shit. A couple of days ago I started getting all these requests from people Googling for “paris hilton hacks". Later, I was informed the bitch leaked my phone number, among 512 others.
I’m also getting a lot of requests through these key phrases:
3. 23 Feb 2005, 01:27 PM | Stefan Visser said…
Seriously, What the fuck. “windpipe blocked” and “big boobies” sounds really awful when pronounced in the same sentence.
Good thing those searches were not made by the same person. Right? RIGHT??
P.S. To the anonymous searcher looking for “windpipe blocked". You could have called for an ambulance, or flail your arms in desperation in a puplic place for instance. There are times when google is not your friend. Trust me on this one.
4. 23 Feb 2005, 03:19 PM | John Serris said…
Jimmy: you might be right. I’d have to look at the raw logs to double check.
Mathias: You’re shitting me… The bitch leaked my number too! ;)
Stefan: Maybe his windpipe was blocked by big boobies? I hear it’s quite common these days.
5. 24 Feb 2005, 01:04 AM | SPIRI said…
LOL :D
BTW your site is one of the best looking sites I’ve ever seen :)
6. 28 Feb 2005, 12:52 AM | ZOG said…
for my blog I got people googling for
“kumquat edibleness” and “misuse of trinitrotoluene” to get onto my site.. go figure? well the all seeing google have more cash than me so I guess its all going over my head.
7. 02 Mar 2005, 12:51 AM | Mike P. said…
- Absolutely hilarious!!
Maybe I should install that awstats I have kicking around, though I don’t think I’ll top your results…
8. 15 Mar 2005, 11:31 AM | Marco said…
It seems the spammers are really EVERYWHERE… So annoying!
Your site really rocks! What a superb design. I listed you on my blog design showcase site (see link). Awesome work!
9. 10 Jul 2005, 05:12 PM | Amit Karmakar said…
I keep looking through my Urchin stats and I have to say I don’t get surprised any more :) Kinda immune to it all now :) LOL But yeah it can be funny!